Seasons
Season 1 episodes — IMDb ratings
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| 1 | Pilot | 7.4 | 4,103 |
| 2 | Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System | 7.3 | 3,063 |
| 3 | Poker, Faith and Eggs | 7.6 | 2,854 |
| 4 | A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage | 7.4 | 2,676 |
| 5 | A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom | 7.5 | 2,597 |
| 6 | A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac | 7.9 | 2,676 |
| 7 | A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run | 7.7 | 2,701 |
| 8 | Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair | 7.6 | 2,486 |
| 9 | Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia | 7.7 | 2,407 |
| 10 | An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo | 7.6 | 2,405 |
| 11 | Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers | 7.6 | 2,342 |
| 12 | A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer | 7.5 | 2,256 |
| 13 | A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek | 7.5 | 2,283 |
| 14 | Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey | 7.6 | 2,175 |
| 15 | Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman | 7.3 | 2,147 |
| 16 | Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine | 7.3 | 2,141 |
| 17 | Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo | 7.2 | 2,090 |
| 18 | A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside | 7.6 | 2,116 |
| 19 | Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple | 7.5 | 2,057 |
| 20 | A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish | 7.5 | 2,059 |
| 21 | Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza | 7.5 | 2,019 |
| 22 | Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set | 7.6 | 2,079 |
Season 2 episodes — IMDb ratings
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| 1 | A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels | 7.6 | 2,088 |
| 2 | A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron | 7.6 | 2,024 |
| 3 | A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens | 7.9 | 2,183 |
| 4 | A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce | 7.4 | 1,901 |
| 5 | A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries | 8.0 | 2,053 |
| 6 | Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan | 7.4 | 1,977 |
| 7 | Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon | 7.3 | 1,885 |
| 8 | An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius | 8.1 | 2,053 |
| 9 | Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero | 7.5 | 1,851 |
| 10 | A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts | 7.5 | 1,841 |
| 11 | A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf | 7.6 | 1,886 |
| 12 | A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor | 7.6 | 1,853 |
| 13 | A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey | 7.8 | 1,851 |
| 14 | David, Goliath, and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back | 7.3 | 1,797 |
| 15 | A Math Emergency and Perky Palms | 7.3 | 1,769 |
| 16 | A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag | 7.6 | 1,940 |
| 17 | Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary | 7.4 | 1,796 |
| 18 | A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow | 7.4 | 1,732 |
| 19 | A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater | 7.5 | 1,759 |
| 20 | A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross | 7.9 | 1,813 |
| 21 | A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster | 7.4 | 1,697 |
| 22 | A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast | 8.6 | 2,786 |
Season 3 episodes — IMDb ratings
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| 1 | Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes | 7.7 | 1,848 |
| 2 | A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board | 7.4 | 1,702 |
| 3 | An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom | 7.6 | 1,712 |
| 4 | Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball With Zip | 7.9 | 1,773 |
| 5 | A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship | 7.3 | 1,667 |
| 6 | A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm | 7.8 | 1,721 |
| 7 | Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting | 8.0 | 1,806 |
| 8 | The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's | 7.6 | 1,681 |
| 9 | A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken | 7.4 | 1,649 |
| 10 | Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib | 7.4 | 1,686 |
| 11 | A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony | 7.6 | 1,662 |
| 12 | Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit | 7.8 | 1,736 |
| 13 | Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains | 7.4 | 1,636 |
| 14 | A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel | 7.3 | 1,602 |
| 15 | A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub | 7.5 | 1,643 |
| 16 | Pasadena | 8.0 | 1,757 |
| 17 | An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell | 7.5 | 1,628 |
| 18 | A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector | 7.4 | 1,559 |
| 19 | A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff | 7.7 | 1,575 |
| 20 | A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge | 7.4 | 1,558 |
| 21 | A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat | 8.2 | 1,778 |
Season 4 episodes — IMDb ratings
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| 1 | Graduation | 8.1 | 1,936 |
| 2 | A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton | 7.6 | 1,648 |
| 3 | Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken | 7.5 | 1,600 |
| 4 | Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love | 7.5 | 1,624 |
| 5 | A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On | 7.3 | 1,566 |
| 6 | Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper | 7.5 | 1,569 |
| 7 | A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You | 7.4 | 1,603 |
| 8 | An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles | 7.3 | 1,587 |
| 9 | Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey | 7.3 | 1,543 |
| 10 | Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts | 7.1 | 1,512 |
| 11 | A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles | 7.1 | 1,538 |
| 12 | A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science | 7.3 | 1,483 |
| 13 | The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education | 7.3 | 1,524 |
| 14 | Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency | 7.7 | 1,526 |
| 15 | A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities | 7.7 | 1,596 |
| 16 | A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips | 7.5 | 1,494 |
| 17 | A Black Hole | 8.0 | 1,710 |
| 18 | The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics | 7.9 | 1,633 |
Season 5 episodes — IMDb ratings
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| 1 | One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires | 7.4 | 1,587 |
| 2 | Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism | 7.5 | 1,505 |
| 3 | Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench | 7.5 | 1,475 |
| 4 | Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room | 7.5 | 1,479 |
| 5 | Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy | 7.7 | 1,474 |
| 6 | Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones | 7.5 | 1,469 |
| 7 | An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel | 7.6 | 1,526 |
| 8 | The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin | 7.3 | 1,419 |
| 9 | The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian | 7.4 | 1,401 |
| 10 | An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room | 7.3 | 1,429 |
| 11 | A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit | 7.4 | 1,473 |
| 12 | A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance | 7.2 | 1,438 |
| 13 | A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender | 7.6 | 1,417 |
| 14 | A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles | 7.2 | 1,382 |
| 15 | A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number | 7.4 | 1,413 |
| 16 | A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car | 7.2 | 1,369 |
| 17 | A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth | 8.0 | 1,542 |
| 18 | Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli | 7.6 | 1,403 |
| 19 | A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband | 8.1 | 1,497 |
| 20 | Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker | 7.7 | 1,402 |
| 21 | White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People | 7.9 | 1,437 |
| 22 | A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future | 7.4 | 1,488 |
Season 6 episodes — IMDb ratings
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| 1 | Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo | 7.5 | 1,552 |
| 2 | Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific | 7.2 | 1,414 |
| 3 | Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy | 7.3 | 1,416 |
| 4 | Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero | 7.7 | 1,411 |
| 5 | A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy' | 7.2 | 1,358 |
| 6 | An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football | 7.6 | 1,388 |
| 7 | A Tougher Nut and a Note on File | 7.5 | 1,351 |
| 8 | Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha | 7.4 | 1,343 |
| 9 | College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle | 7.3 | 1,320 |
| 10 | Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting | 7.4 | 1,321 |
| 11 | Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest | 7.3 | 1,319 |
| 12 | A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter | 7.6 | 1,325 |
| 13 | A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters | 7.7 | 1,383 |
| 14 | A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being | 8.1 | 1,429 |
| 15 | Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame | 7.8 | 1,384 |
| 16 | A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam | 7.7 | 1,349 |
| 17 | A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult | 7.7 | 1,317 |
| 18 | Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal | 7.3 | 1,279 |
| 19 | A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler | 7.4 | 1,268 |
| 20 | German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat | 7.6 | 1,276 |
| 21 | A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet | 7.6 | 1,274 |
| 22 | A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring | 8.5 | 1,813 |
Season 7 episodes — IMDb ratings
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| 1 | Half a Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree | 7.6 | 1,532 |
| 2 | A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog | 7.5 | 1,353 |
| 3 | A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy | 7.5 | 1,344 |
| 4 | Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker | 7.7 | 1,363 |
| 5 | A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy | 7.4 | 1,311 |
| 6 | Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning | 7.6 | 1,291 |
| 7 | A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet | 7.6 | 1,278 |
| 8 | An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House | 7.5 | 1,258 |
| 9 | A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby | 8.0 | 1,339 |
| 10 | Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage | 7.6 | 1,251 |
| 11 | A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs | 7.7 | 1,311 |
| 12 | A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture | 9.0 | 2,692 |
| 13 | Funeral | 9.5 | 3,950 |
| 14 | Memoir | 8.9 | 2,641 |
