Season 1 (1950)

8.22 avg 26 episodes 7.8 → 7.4 30 min avg

Season 1 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	The Kleebob Card Game	7.8	108
2	Gracie the Artist	8.2	37
3	The Property Tax Assessor	7.2	69
4	Harry Morton's Private Secretary	7.6	55
5	Gracie's Checking Account	7.6	59
6	Gracie's Christmas	8.0	19
7	Rumba Lessons	8.0	28
8	Happy Hmm Hmm	8.4	27
9	To Go or Not to Go	9.0	13
10	Gracie and the St. Bernard	9.0	13
11	Holding Out	8.0	15
12	The Income Tax Man	7.5	54
13	The Vanderlips' Dinner Party	9.0	13
14	Johnny Velvet's Day in Court	9.1	17
15	George is Sick	9.0	13
16	Teenage Girl Spends the Weekend	7.2	53
17	The Andersons Move In	9.0	13
18	The Vanderlips' Costume Party	8.8	15
19	Mamie Kelly Gets Stuck	7.8	22
20	To Fish or Not to Fish	9.0	13
21	Too Much of the Mortons	8.1	28
22	Silky Thompson Moves to Beverly Hills	8.1	16
23	Gracie's Vegetarian Plot	8.8	29
24	Space Patrol Kids Visit	7.2	45
25	Buying Wholesale	8.8	14
26	Gracie Gives a Wedding	7.4	41

Season 2 (1951)

8.51 avg 26 episodes 8.5 → 8.9 30 min avg

Season 2 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	Gracie Goes to a Psychiatrist	8.5	23
2	The Beverly Hills Uplift Society	7.5	47
3	The Football Game	9.0	19
4	Surprise Birthday Party	7.2	31
5	Thanksgiving	7.7	21
6	New Dresses for the Concert	8.2	17
7	Christmas with Mamie Kelly	7.6	44
8	Gracie's Storeroom	9.0	11
9	Blanche for President	8.8	14
10	Dinner With the Vanderlips	9.0	12
11	Gracie and the Dented Fender	8.8	13
12	Trip to Palm Springs	8.7	20
13	Gracie's Engagement Ring	8.7	20
14	Harry and the Gold Digger	9.0	12
15	The Good Old Days of Vaudeville	8.8	20
16	Jack Benny Steals George's Joke	8.5	40
17	Gracie's Redecoration Scheme	8.5	15
18	The Speech Writer	8.3	19
19	Divorce Attorney	7.7	23
20	The Musical Scam	8.8	17
21	Dual Meanings	8.4	24
22	The Great Gazatti	8.8	13
23	The $50,000 Lie	9.0	11
24	The Stolen Racehorse	8.8	12
25	The Spectacular Spectacle Debacle	9.0	14
26	Gracie and Blanche Want to Redecorate	8.9	17

Season 3 (1952)

8.73 avg 40 episodes 8.1 → 9.2 30 min avg

Big finale

Season 3 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	Wardrobe Woman Wins Free Trip to Hawaii	8.1	63
2	Gracie Giving Party for Atomic Scientist	8.4	50
3	George Sneezing/Gracie Thinks He's Insane	8.9	48
4	Gracie Buying Boat for George	8.3	41
5	Gracie Having George's Portrait Painted	8.7	37
6	Gracie and Blanche Hire Two Gigolos to Take Them Out	8.5	40
7	Sampter Clayton Ballet/Selling Tickets	8.7	34
8	Skating Pearsons Come to Visit	8.6	40
9	Gracie Selling Swamp So Harry Will Buy TV Set	8.2	38
10	Silky Thompson/Gracie Writes 'My Life with George Burns'	9.0	42
11	Gracie Thinks George Is Going to Commit Suicide	8.8	34
12	Von Zell Dates Married Woman/Jealous Husband	8.8	33
13	Uncle Clyde Comes to Visit/Renting Room	8.6	38
14	Gracie Thinks Harry Morton Is in Love With Her	9.0	27
15	Gracie Trying to Keep Mortons From Moving Away	8.7	34
16	Gracie Thinks She's Not Married to George	8.7	44
17	Tax Refund	9.1	42
18	Cigarette Girl/Georgie Jessel/Teddy Bear	9.0	34
19	Gracie on Train/Murder	8.8	42
20	Blanche Wants New Car/Gracie Gets Von Zell a Wife	8.9	35
21	Gracie Gives a Swamp Party	8.7	37
22	George and Gracie Hear a Burglar/Up All Night	9.1	40
23	Gracie Buying a Ranch for George	8.7	29
24	Gracie Gets George in the Army	8.4	32
25	Gracie Reports the Car Stolen	8.7	33
26	Gracie Pretends to Be a College Boy's Mother	8.9	33
27	Misunderstanding Over Buying Mountain Cabin	8.6	39
28	Blanche Secretly Buys a Fur Stole	8.8	37
29	Gracie Takes Spanish Lessons	8.7	32
30	Gracie & Cleaning Woman/Vanderlips	8.9	34
31	Von Zell's Girlfriend Between Trains	8.7	39
32	George Lectures at UCLA	8.1	37
33	Gracie and Harry Morton/Missing Persons Bureau	8.4	42
34	Surprise Party for Mortons/Sanitarium Routine	9.0	33
35	Perry & Pete/Gracie's Cousins/Sneak Thieves	9.0	37
36	Gracie Doing a Picture Without George	8.6	40
37	Gracie Trying to Get George to Go on Trip East	8.7	32
38	Gracie Sees a Hold-Up/Johnny Velvet	9.1	45
39	Gracie and George Locked Out of Their House	9.1	38
40	Gracie at Department Store	9.2	38

Season 4 (1953)

8.89 avg 40 episodes 9.3 → 8.8 30 min avg

Season 4 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	Morton Buys Iron Deer/Gracie Thinks George Needs Glasses	9.3	38
2	Gracie Helps Morton Get CPA Account	9.1	37
3	Gracie Gets a Jury Summons	9.2	34
4	George Teaches Gracie Not to Be Careless	9.1	32
5	George and Harry Mad at Each Other	8.9	31
6	Gracie Gets a Business Manager	8.6	32
7	Raccoon Coat Story	8.6	39
8	Gracie Thinks Harry is Broke	9.0	33
9	Gracie Going to San Francisco	8.9	37
10	Gracie Thinks George is Retiring from Show Business	8.7	38
11	George and Gracie Going to Rose Marie Premiere	8.4	30
12	Problem Husbands	8.8	32
13	Gracie's Anniversary Present	8.9	33
14	Uncle Harvey's Invention	8.9	34
15	George Reading Play to Be Done in London	8.6	29
16	Gracie Helps Mechanic with Girlfriend	8.7	31
17	Gracie Discovers George's Secret Weakness	8.8	31
18	Gracie Has to Sell George's Car by Five O'Clock	9.2	36
19	Gracie Wins a Television Set	8.9	31
20	No Fan Mail for George	9.0	33
21	George and Gracie Going to Opera 'Carmen'	8.8	32
22	Harry Morton Is Missing	9.1	32
23	Gracie Goes to Psychiatrist for Blanche's Dream	9.2	37
24	Gracie's Old Boy Friend, Dan Conroy, Comes to Town	8.8	30
25	The Old Grads	8.9	25
26	Columbia Pictures Doing Burns and Allen Story	9.0	32
27	An Elephant Sits on Gracie's Fender	9.0	35
28	George Gets Black Eye from Open Door	9.1	32
29	Dolores De Marco, George's Ex-Vaudeville Partner	8.8	32
30	Vanderlip Buys Black Negligee for His Wife	9.1	31
31	Gracie and George Have a Mystery Anniversary	9.0	33
32	George Resting for Insurance Examination	8.9	21
33	One Week to Live	8.9	32
34	Gracie Buys Old Movies to Sell to Television	8.5	28
35	Emily Vanderlip's Elopement	8.9	29
36	Gracie Runs for City Council	8.8	33
37	Burnses and Mortons Choosing Movie to Attend	8.9	27
38	Gracie Buys a Toaster Wholesale	8.7	33
39	Mortons Exchange Houses with the Gibsons from New York	8.7	29
40	George Teaches Gracie Not to Start Rumors	8.8	30

Season 5 (1954)

8.90 avg 40 episodes 9.0 → 8.8 30 min avg

Season 5 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	George Invites Critics to Watch First Show of Season	9.0	36
2	Gracie Goes to the 'Do It Yourself' Show	9.0	26
3	Gracie Gives Wedding in Payment of a Favor	8.7	31
4	Gracie Gives a Baby Shower for Virginia Beasley	8.9	27
5	Auto License Bureau/George Becomes an Author	9.0	29
6	George Trying to Keep Doctor's Appointment	8.7	23
7	Gracie Thinks She and George Are Moving to New York	8.9	29
8	Shoplifter and the Missing Ruby Clip	8.7	30
9	Gracie Saves Blanche's Marriage	8.7	26
10	Burnses & Mortons Going to Hear Antonelli Concert	8.8	26
11	George Gets Call from Unknown Victor	9.2	26
12	Harry Morton's Alumni Banquet	9.1	22
13	Gracie Thinks Bob Cummings Is in Love with Her	8.5	29
14	George's Mother-in-Law Trouble	8.8	30
15	George and the Glendale Eagle Publicity Stunt	8.9	28
16	No Seats for Friar's Club Dinner	8.9	26
17	Blanche and Clara Bagley Leave Their Husbands	8.8	29
18	Gracie Gets a Valet for George	9.2	28
19	Vanderlip Leaves His Parakeet with George	9.0	32
20	Blanche's Brother, Roger the Moocher, Visits	8.8	31
21	George and the Missing Five Dollars and Missing Baby Pictures	8.8	30
22	Gracie Becomes a Portrait Artist After Museum Visit	9.1	31
23	George and the 14-Karat Gold Trombone	8.7	27
24	The Romance of Harry Morton and Countess Braganni	8.9	24
25	The Mistaken Marriage of Emily Vanderlip and Roger	8.8	22
26	Gracie Adopts Great Dane Dog	8.8	26
27	Gracie Tries to Select George's Next Wife	9.0	30
28	Gracie Gets a Ticket 'Fixed' by the Judge	9.2	28
29	Gracie Hires a Safecracker for Her Wall Safe	8.8	30
30	Gracie Consults Dr. Kirby's Problem Clinic	9.2	25
31	Gracie Wants the House Painted	9.1	32
32	Gracie Plays Talent Scout for Imitator	8.8	30
33	Gracie & George Try for a Day at the Beach	8.6	29
34	The Uranium Caper	8.8	31
35	Blanche and Brother Roger Move in with the Burnses	9.0	31
36	Gracie Believes George Has a Criminal Record	9.1	27
37	Gracie Gets an Extension Visa for Jeanette Duval	8.9	31
38	Gracie Tries to Cure Roger of Amnesia	8.9	29
39	Lucille Vanderlip Gives a Barbeque Party	8.9	26
40	The Burnses and Mortons Going to Hawaii	8.8	31

Season 6 (1955)

8.86 avg 40 episodes 8.9 → 9.2 30 min avg

Rebound

Season 6 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	The Burnses and Mortons Go to New York	8.9	46
2	Ronnie Arrives	8.6	33
3	Ronnie Meets Sabrina	8.8	30
4	Changing Names	9.3	34
5	Harry Morton's Cocktail Party	8.7	40
6	The Musical Version	8.4	41
7	Ronnie Moves to the Village	8.7	36
8	Gracie Helps Lola	9.0	28
9	Anniversary Party	9.1	24
10	George Becomes a Dictator	9.0	27
11	Ronnie's Elopement	8.8	29
12	Company for Christmas	8.8	38
13	Gracie Pawns Her Ring	8.8	29
14	Appearances Are Deceiving	8.7	30
15	Let's Dance	8.9	27
16	George Goes Skiing	8.7	28
17	Ronnie Gets an Agent	8.5	33
18	Politeness Never Pays	8.8	29
19	Alice Gets Married	9.0	26
20	George Needs Glasses	9.0	33
21	The Indian Potentate	9.1	32
22	The Ladies' Club	9.3	30
23	Cyrano De Bergerac	8.2	29
24	The Stolen Plants	9.4	33
25	The English Playwright	8.7	34
26	A Weekend on Long Island	9.1	24
27	The Newlyweds	8.9	30
28	Night of Vaudeville	8.8	25
29	Burlesk	8.7	32
30	The Right People	8.8	30
31	The Magic Act	9.0	35
32	A Paris Creation	8.8	32
33	Back from Paris	8.5	30
34	The Twenty-Four Dresses	8.5	25
35	Ronnie Is Lovesick	9.0	24
36	The Night Out	8.8	30
37	Questions and Answers	9.1	33
38	The Triple Surprise Party	8.8	26
39	Mrs. Sohmers Needs a Psychologist	9.2	36
40	The Switchboard Operator	9.2	30

Season 7 (1956)

8.84 avg 40 episodes 8.8 → 8.9 30 min avg

Season 7 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	Return to California	8.8	35
2	The Shakespeare Paper	8.6	32
3	The Woman in the Car	8.9	31
4	The Interview	8.9	33
5	Ronnie's Initiation	8.9	32
6	Ronnie's Bashful	9.1	24
7	The Missing Stamp	8.7	32
8	George's Gray Suit	8.9	27
9	Von Zell's Raises	8.8	31
10	The Refrigerator Salesman	9.0	35
11	The Girl Behind the Perfume Counter	9.0	32
12	Ronnie Quits College Because His Father Goes Broke	8.7	32
13	Christmas in Jail	9.1	37
14	The Costume Party	8.6	34
15	Gracie and the Bullfighter	8.8	29
16	The Ugly Duckling	8.9	41
17	The Aptitude Test	9.2	25
18	Going to Palm Springs	8.8	34
19	The Matrimonial Bureau	8.7	29
20	The Fortune Teller	8.9	28
21	Fighting for Happiness	8.8	31
22	The Termites	8.7	31
23	$15,000.00 Error	8.9	30
24	The Ring	8.8	29
25	The Plumber's Friend	8.6	34
26	Going to Houston	8.7	30
27	The Stray Dog	8.9	32
28	Ronnie Gets a Movie Role	9.0	24
29	The Plumber's Union	8.6	29
30	Harry Returns Early	9.2	28
31	The Publicity Romance	9.0	31
32	The Texan Lady MacBeth	8.3	25
33	Ronnie's Boat	8.8	25
34	A Trip to Tahiti	8.7	29
35	The Home Graduation	8.9	28
36	Blanche's Mother Arrives	8.8	29
37	A Marital Mix-Up	8.9	29
38	The Wading Pool at Acapulco	8.8	30
39	A Pain in the Back	8.9	26
40	Ronnie's Twenty-One	8.9	29

Season 8 (1957)

8.80 avg 39 episodes 8.6 → 8.6 30 min avg

Mid-peak

Season 8 episodes — IMDb ratings
#	Title	Rating	Votes
1	The General	8.6	37
2	Too Much Pot Roast	8.6	29
3	The Texan Italian	8.5	31
4	An English Tea	9.1	30
5	September and May	8.8	33
6	The Star Maker	8.6	38
7	The African Hunter	8.8	33
8	One Little Fight	8.9	33
9	With or Without Glasses	8.9	35
10	A Box of Cigars	8.7	35
11	Misery Loves Company	8.8	28
12	A Hole in the Carpet	9.5	46
13	The Old Mink Coat	9.1	34
14	Invitation to the Party	9.0	30
15	The Stolen Car	9.0	30
16	Ronnie Finds a Friend an Apartment	8.7	35
17	McAfee and the Manicurist	8.5	30
18	Too Many Fathers	9.0	30
19	The Accident	8.8	30
20	The Japanese Texan	8.8	26
21	Hypnotizing Gracie	9.3	31
22	Gracie Is Brilliant	9.2	37
23	Ronnie's Fan Club	8.4	22
24	Frozen Passion	8.6	30
25	High Blood Pressure	8.9	26
26	Softening the Professor	8.5	23
27	The Publicity Marriage	8.4	28
28	Blanche Gets a Jury Notice	8.6	31
29	Gracie and the Jury	9.1	31
30	Ronnie Makes a Record	8.4	32
31	Ronnie's Royalty Check	8.8	27
32	A Visit from Charles Vidor	9.0	29
33	Ronnie Goes Into the Army	8.8	34
34	Locked Out	8.9	34
35	The Week in New York	8.8	30
36	The June Wedding	8.5	29
37	Summer School	9.3	25
38	The Grammar School Dance	8.5	32
39	The Exchange Student	8.6	35